CRAPPY NEWS

I get to read some real funny news now and then.
From now on I'll try and post some of this as often as possible.

The shit really did hit the ceiling in Jogeshwari, a suburb of Mumbai. In fact it hit the ceiling so hard that it blew the ceiling away!
Of the 6 women and one man having a crap at a toilet complex in a slum, the man lit a bidi; unfortunately for them, the toilet contained "excess accumulated gas". This exploded so badly that the 6 women and the man were seriously injured from all the shit flying around. The neighbouring houses too had shit raining on them.
The municipal authorities are now raising a STINK about the bad quality of building materials used in the construction of the toilets.


COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON TO ALL THE KHANKIS AND THEIR FAMILIES.
I WISH I COULD HAVE POSTED THIS YESTERDAY, JUST DID NOT HAVE THE TIME. UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, THIS LAST WEEK IS ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL FOR TARGETS AND PUBLISHING SUPPLEMENTS.

KYLE JUDE

Sorry - deleted those anniversary & birthday posts. But just in case some lazy Khankis haven't logged on for some time they may miss out on some stork exchange updates.

Anyway here it goes.. (also log onto SLOBSWORLD.BLOGSPOT.COM)

Milli delivered a bony baby boy Dec 19, 2005 - KYLE JUDE - Congrats Milli & SLOB