Brian R's daughter Sera celebrated her birthday on the 5th.
Brian's birthday was on the 11th. Belated birthday greetings to the 2 of you.
I have been out of circulation for some time, hence the delay. Please bear with me. Work is really hectic this season.
On the 15th was Shalini's daughter Suzanne's birthday - Belated birthday wishes to you too, Suzanne.
Yesterday was Lawrie's and Penny's birthday. Just could not get time to post these wishes. Hope the 2 of you had a blast.
Paul and Mary celebrated their wedding anniversary yesterday. Best wishes to the 2 of you.
Today is Shalini and Ivor's anniversary. Happy wedding anniversary to you!
In case I don't get time again, 25th is Paul's birthday, and Gavin celebrates his big day on the 29th. Happy Birthday to both of you in advance.
Can Lawrie take the responsibility of creating a post for them? I really am busy this month.Quite a few times I have stayed at the office till past 12 am since some pages need to go to print with our ads. 6 - 8 am we have loadshedding EVERYDAY., and again from 12.30 pm - 1.30 pm. From Feb this will increase to 5 hours daily since the Maharashtra Govt has NO POWER available. Places like Nagpur and smaller townships routinely suffer more than 10 hours daily. I am being reminded of the dark days in Calcutta many years ago.
WHy dont you people post your comments? I am noticing that since Christmas, the participation levels have gone drastically down. Where's Banglu? Slob, understandably is busy, but the rest of you have no excuse.
Can't you guys contribute siome crappy news in that post? It will be nice to hear of some funny / strange happenings wherever we are.
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Welcome back Dome and good change to the blog. That green on white was getting a bit stale. This look is really cool.
Best wishes go out to all you people who have celebrated anniversaries or b'days.
DB you old fucker , you're gonna be 41 on the 25th. Dont get too pissed , remember you have to drive back.
Dome , what publication are you working for at Express and how come you've gotta stay back till so late. Is this change really benefitting you ( understandably the salary may be high ) but is it realy worthwhile at the end of the day.
Is Charmaine working too or has she given up ?
Yeah the new page does look swell...in fact on my monitor it's looking swollen!
So Goltalab I was right about the bonking part, ya rabbit!
Slob, we old fuckers are not allowed out so there's no problem about driving back and steering this ol' wheelchair is no problem anyway....the only problem is remembering to piss before you go anywhere, and where you kept your glasses etc....hey just kidding as usual..at four nought forty I got naughty at four naught forty one is when I'll start to have real fun!
About new year's resolutions....I've given up smoking from the 1st (AGAIN!!)and so far I've managed!
I've also resolved to shed a few kilos....fucks I'm around (no pun intended)115kgs!! Bloody hell I probably outweigh some entire khanki families! My family keeps in shape just walking around me. Anyway it's gonna take some effort to get this resolution going.
I thought giving up alcohol would be a good resolution but I drank to that and buggered it before it began.
I went for the GAB picnic nice place etc etc but rather tame compared to the good ol'days. Only 150 people, no guitar, no scrap at the housie, nobody got pissed, so dirty songs in the bus almost a complete waste of time except for Hector who was the MC for a while...here are some of his announcements..." We're going to play a game..er that is to say we'll organise it and the children will play..so calling all children below the age of 14..married, unmarried all are welcome...hey where are all the kids?...so many weddings we attend and all and no kids?!"
"Now we have a game for the ladies..14 and above...c'mon now don't make me beg...ok ok all those who think they are 14 or ladies may join...married, unmarried, bachaelors...sex no bar"
The bugger wasn't even drinking!
Best of luck with all your resolutions (mine are revolutions) and all are invited to have a drink in celebration of my birthday tomorrow. Get Smashed!
O grandmaster of de blog! This is to inform you that earlier when I said the blog was looking good...I lied!
Please note the following flaws:
1. In Bengal it is almost impossible to open a page with "KHANKIS" printed in 6 inch letters across the top, without have the whole frickin' office and his long lost friend looking at you funny while trying to get a peek at the screen.
2. I was having this healthy conversation with Kyle about piss, shit, pollies and other such important matters but now "slobsworld" has fucked off somewhere and can't be found!
3. Where the fuck is beauty's blog?
4. We're getting old not blind so what's the point of making this huge font size?
Anyway, at least you are present on the blog, so you are pardoned for these and all your sins (except sucking up to Pat)....BUT ALL THESE OTHER LAZY KHANKIS NEED TO BE SHOT WITH THEIR OWN SHIT!
AND AS SUGGESTED BY SLOB WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT PF AND HIS SLOTHFUL WAYS...WHERE THE FUCK IS GEORGE JENNINGS! AND TEXY CAN GIVE US WONDERFUL LINKS AND TECHNICAL ADVICE BUT HE CAN'T MOTIVATE A LAZY PEDRO CHRIS DIAS TO JOIN US! wHAT DA FUCK!!
belated b'day wishes to sera, brian, suzanne, lawrie, penny
happy b'day to paul and gavin for the the 25th and 29th
best wishes to all those celebrating their anniversary
sorry if i missed anyone
it's pissing down with rain in perth - we're supposed to ne in the middle of summer - can't complain though coz it has cooled down the place heaps
well dome on the new look blog, i see you've got rid of the mystery link - that will upset some of the BCs
stop working so bloomin' hard man, it isn't worth it
all the best to everyone for 2006
can't say the same for myself though as i, once again, find mysself facing the prospect of my job being outsourced
it appears, johnny howard (the dictator in disguise) and his boys are hell bent on breaking up the public service - maybe becoz most of them shift toward LABOUR
they've got everyone by the balls (most have big mortages) so think they can do whatever they want
recently they have hurriedly introduced draconian anti terror laws and industrial relations reform legislation, which most aussies do not want
they also tax everything under the sun, including superannuation - recently the finance minister said he was thinking of abolishing tax on super - not sure why he has to think about it - they should be encouraging people to save for retirement
anyway, have had my beef for the day so will call it a night
take care
Sorry DB, didnt think about your problem of opening the blog at the office. Something has to be done about it. Why dont you try to click on VIEW and go down to TEXT SIZE and click SMALLEST?
Slob, I am heading the team working on supplements. Sometimes these supplements happen at the eleventh hour and you the routine regarding materials, pagination, signing off etc. Its the signing off that has got me screwed - I have to sign off on all the bloody pages before they go to the press.
Don't worry, I'm working on a solution. I've managed to teach my team how to follow up for stuff well in advance instead of waiting till the publication date, also taught them a few other tricks like how to look busy doing nothing - a very imp. thing in Express.
Sorry for the loss of all the links. Texy please help. I can't get the old khanki and beauty links back.
In the meantime all of you can do a search on Google's new blogsearch. You'll be surprised with the accuracy of the results.
Dome , pagination and chasng after material brings to mind a graphic memory .
During the time I was handling the material and pagination for Businessworld , Clea advertising had delayed on a B&W page. It was around 7 pm and we still had not recd the negative and all hell was breaking loose downstairs. Sarasu was manager at that time and suddenly there she was on the table with her sari up to her kness , rumaging among old material we used to keep up on the divide for a spare copy of the neg.
Finally , someone from Clea came with the neg and we managed to complete the issue. Those were the days!
Hey Dome , do you know Amrit Rai who woks for EXpress ?
DB , Kyle is missing your little banter with him. Texy can u get those blog links back ?
Fuckin' hell , ae you seriously 115 kgs. I'm just 80 kgs and I think I'm grossly overweight. When was the last time you saw your own dick and I'm not talking relfection in the bathroom mirror.
Anyway , hope your working hard on your rsolution of losing some.
guys n gals
u need to either email me your blog url or include it as a comment, so i can undo some of dome's handy work
the beauty's blog link shold be returned to its rightful spot by the time u read this comment
cheers and havagoodweekend all u bcs
OK nice to see Texy and Dome back in action. Texy who da fuck's pissing around with you? Tell him you know us! Tell him you know Mark Kwan! Is Johnny Howard the bugger who makes chow in Ripon Lane, the short guy who used to play soccer for amigos? Just tell us bra we'll sort him out.
We also had our beef....it was Bakrid last week.
Hey Slobbo sure I'm 115 Kgs and yeah it's difficult for me to see my dick which explains why I'm upset about the missing link to slobsworld and your photo! Just kidding...my dick's better looking!
I'm missing Kyle and our discussion of pollies, potty and so on. Better send Texy the link.
All the links are back! Three Cheers for Texy Hip Hip Hurray!
hey Texy the link to Slobsworld is wrong.
It shud be www.slobsworld.blogspot.com
Goltalab , regarding your new year resolutions - may I suggest a better and quicker way to loose some pounds - since bonking is your only source of excercise how about doing it just before her husband comes home , that way you get to bonk plus run !
Goltalab & Slob,
Johnny Howard is not cooking anymore...last I heard he had a stroke or something.
Have you guys realised that for the last couple of weeks/months we are the only fuckers posting comments here.
So let's start a private discussion about all these other khunts ok?
WHo do you think is the biggest arsehole huh?
boys
all links have been updated/rectified
cheers
Three Cheers for Texy...Hip Hip Hurray!!
oh ok ! When u said you were having problems with your hard disk and now Christine is a free lady you meant .....well anyway ...ummm, hehe !
So when is your farewell party. Better make it sometime between March 10th and 20th as we will be in Cal during that time.
We are planning a little party on the 18th for Kyle so please be available . I have discussed this with DB and he suggests we have it at the GAB. However if you have a better suggestion, please let me know. The crowd will be us regular khankis plus a few of my relatives.
Hey Slob I thought the same thing but I spoke to Osho(pampamparaaah~)and cleared up the whole thing. Christine is not claiming her freedom and running off to Oz with a vengeance because of his hard dick failure....Osho (pam pamparaah~) is a smart guy...he's backed up his marriage and ensured there will be no crashes on that account by clever configurations of his floppy,ram, pen drive and mouse.
We wuz waiting for da winter to thaw so all the hybernating fuckas (no pun intended)would join in.
Comfortably DUMB!
OK CHODURAMPALBUXAWALLAS!!!
The last time there was any discussion here, it was about new year resolutions.....so what are you guys giving up for lent?
This year Osho(pampamparaah~) will have shrivelled eggs for easter as he will probably be freezing in Melbourne in about a month from now....that's right ol' Helmet-head will be gone (without throwing all those overdue parties) and with Barry behind his purdah in Bangladesh...well there's nobody left to trounce at the GAB quizzes.
Hey Slobbo! How're you holding up with the inlaws and outlaws? Have you met up with Dome yet or is he too busy scouting around for shit-spewing toilets, drowning midgets and disappearing bridges.
Bungloo, where da fucks you disappeared? What kinda laurah company you working for dat don't let ya get on the blog huh? Give da bastids some virus or something. Give da fuckas bird flu. Hey Slobbo and Osho(Pampamparaah~)does this bird flu mean that when you go to phoren you'll be kept like fuckin rabid dogs in quarantine? If they do that then tell them to fuck off and come back to good ol' Cal...Osho(Pampamparaah~) you can throw a welcome back party ok?
Dome ya chut! You're de Grandmaster of da Blog ... whaddafuckyou're doing? You're changing the colours, creating huge friggin' banners saying "KHANKIS" and giving us vague stories of some old fart smoking his own shit in some obscure shitshack....get a grip man! Give up your cocky job that keeps you working at ungodly hours and concentrate on getting this blog going again! Don't worry about cash or anything...if you do a good job on the blog I'm sure all the phoren Khankis will send you some dollars every month (if you weren't a Bong bokachoda I could have arranged some dole from CAISS or Anglo Indian Assholeciation or even GAB) ....or maybe PF (where the fuck has that khunt gone) will make you the Bombay agent for his sister's cockroach killing brigade. At any rate you'll save some tax...unless you're already bribing LS (anudder awol prick)
Texy! You Jhaant! You must know that you couldn't get away with it forever...what kinda "beauty's Blog" you're passing on to us huh? Cheap fucking duplicate! Hope Johnny Howard bites your arse!
Sheila F! Abey gaandu! Your mum is back in India for weeks now so you have no excuse for absconding from the Blog.
And all the Canadian "mounties"
....stop riding and start writing.
Holy Joe (da ho), NoOil AllMaida, GEORGE JENNINGS!!, Mark Pinhead let's get these khankis on the blog!
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WHOEVER FAILS TO POST A COMMENT ON THE BLOG IN THE NEXT ONE WEEK WILL FEATURE AS A CLOSE RELATIVE IN FR. PAT'S FAMILY TREE!!(under construction and to be posted shortly)
No the Khankis have probably forgotten to Breathe , have had an Eclipse of the brain and have landed up on the Dark Side of the Moon.
The Canadian Khankis probably met up during the Christmas season at Goltalab's place for a BBQ and there decided they were going to launch their own blog. The three of them are probably having a heated debate about the pros and cons of PF moving out of Pickering and settling down in Mississauga.
Kyle's christening went off well on the 19th. Met up with Dome who I spotted an hour after the party began surreptiously sneaking in the side door with Keenan and enquiring off one of the guests if this was the right party. I strolled up to him and led him straight to the beer bar.Charmaine stayed behind to look after Dylan who has an eye allergy. Dome has n't changed much , except a bit of his front tooth is missing ( the one that got replaced when he was trying to overtake a tram on Wellesly road and got hit by a thela ). Of course his penchant for exaggeration is still rampant going by his description of Dylan's eye allergy. Picture Dylan's eye looking like an elephant's ball and hanging down to his navel and you'll know what I mean.
We did not get a chance to speak much as being the host of the party had spread me thin. We promised to catch up after I return from Cal.
DB, you have not been reading Osho's comments. He has promised a farewell bash on the 16th, 17th or 19th. Now I dont know whether its all three days ( seeing he owes you guys a lot ) or just one of those dates.
Slobbo,
Osho(pampamparaah~)has only put 3 dates in writing.... verbally he's committed all the other 365...no my calculation is right, he's committed 30th & 31st Feb too. Did you notice how he first tried to slime in on the 18th?
Anyway, all said and done, we shall miss him, his helmet head, the way he wrinkles his nose as he squints through his glasses ogling at some 12 year old girl and most of all we'll miss his deferred, postponed and cancelled parties! Oh we'll also miss Chris a bit.
So, Dome was at the Christening party!! He has time to party but is not paying any attention to the blog maintenance! Next time you run into him hob his arse.
Happy ASH WEDNESDAY all ye sinner fuckas!
Guess what....I've been having a pain in my left arm for the last couple of weeks and that coupled with my weight led doctors and wannabe doctors to believe that I was gonna be a goner within some 72 hours or so. These chutes ordered up a whole lot of tests (those of you who had the honour of sharing a classroom with me will know how I hate tests)which turned out to be a waste of time and money! All tests show I'm in the pink of health!! Now all you fuckas will have to suffer me for my full three score years and ten!
DB - you are sooooooo right! That Beautys blog that Texy has fixed for us has no tips or lips! In fact it looks just like Texy's fuck all blog.
Glad to know you're in the pink of health. I had to do some tests about 3 years ago. because of my BP. Some of the tests were downright weird - I had to take a jerry can from the lab and pee into it from morning till night.
Then I had to take the damn thing to the lab, sloshing all along. It was really embarassing.
I also had to contend with 2 young giggly nurses who had to rub some jelly onto my body for an ECG. The other patients ( each one looked over 150 years) were very curious, and the nurses just could not stop giggling. I almost suffocated trying to keep my stomach in for so long.
Anyway, the doc found absolutely nothing wrong with me, just my weight.
Slob is upto his exaggerating ways, I can see. Dylan has a MOSQUITO BITE allergy, and breaks into hives every time he gets a bite. His eyes were swollen but not like how Slob very creatively described.
Goltalab, will you please check if PF is still living? ANy radiation leaks in Pickering that we haven't read about?
Guess what, Indian Express has just decided that all Saturdays will be off from March onwards.
What a relief!
Hey Dome good to hear someone else also had to have ECGs and so on....fuck! we're growing old! By the way, so is Texy...his birthday's tomorrow but no wishes to that fucker till he gives us Beauty back! Bungloo, I'm sure would have a song for the occassion.... something like
"bring back oh bring back oh bring back my beauty to me to me
bring back oh bring back oh bring back my beauty to me
beauty is lost in cyberspace,
oh beauty's fucked off from my screen
Texy the khunt's giving duplicates
Hope his silver hair turns all green"
Only 21 days left for Osho(pampamparaah~)to fuck off from good ol' Cal....I'm packing up my bugle but have arranged a digereedoo player for Osho(pampamparaah~)effects...next time it'll be something like this....
Osho[BHORBHOBHAARAAAAH~~~]!
El Slobbo's gang is expected in Cal in less than a week but the lazy gaandu hasn't confirmed the party at GAB! Hey you fat prick should I book the place and start sampling the food and booze? May also be a good idea to start inviting some people or we may land up with Kyle pissing in one corner and me getting pissed in the other corner and not much else happening. You have to give Uncle Denzil 235.4672 hours advance notice if you want a cake or anything...all I'm saying is if you want to have a party you have to tell us what arrangements you want....or else we could all land up play a couple of games of carroms, have a few shots, pay Das and fuck off....sorry other readers all that was directed at Slob.
Goltalab, Bush is in India so now we're really beginning to wonder where the fuck PF has gone. It's not a problem if something has happened to him but if he disappears like this there's always a chance of him appearing on your doorstep, or worse, in Parliament....oh fucks he might even crash Kyle's party(they might have been related if Michelle had not suddenly become sensible and flushed him down the pot!)
Hey everybody I found Lund! I met up with him at a grocery store and found that his cable is out of order....anyway like a good Khanki I issued him a stern warning and threatened to fuck up his happiness forever if he didn't get back on the blog soon.
Heard that Bungloo is somewhere in Madras now. Mark Pinheadiro is now flying for Jet Airways. CS is always on MSN messenger but always "away". Sheila F has suddenly started sending knobby chain mails.
Goodnight all!
DB, I haven't forgotten the party at the GAB. Its just that , like I said earlier, its only gonna be you chutes along with your nuclear families, a few of my relatives and a couple of my mum's friends.
Kindly do the needful of inviting on my behalf the non-participating Khankis ( since Jeff is still accessable only by rickshaw and DD is probably planning a 4th one to compensate for his lonely childhood ) . Please also give me Jason Potes number - you'll find it on his email - I'm inviting him too , so incase the sound system conks off we can at least reprise "me and bobby macgee" one last time.
My Dad works at the Saldanhas ( I think he's responsible for the accounts or something which is why the price of Debbie's macroons has has suddenly gone up ) so getting a cake is a cake walk !
Also the booze and food can even be arranged at the last moment and all we have to really worry about is booking the place for the 18th so that the likes of Chang dont come crashing in claiming a sudden interest in carroms or joining the 2 book library.
By the way who's coming to pick us up at the airport. Our flight is landing at 11:15 pm on the 10th .
Abey Slobbo Laurah!
Consider the place booked! I chased Chang the fucka away years ago!(or was that a dream?)Anyway fact is he's gone.
I shall inform your dad to start fudging (no pun intended)the books so you get your free cake.
Food and booze is not the problem it's the consumers...half the buggers are NIRA MISH on account of Lent and the other half are influence by reports of Bird Influenza and are too chicken to eat any poultry or eggs....so, going by your reputation I'm sure you had a lavish expensive spread in mind but you will reluctantly have to settle for Aloo rolls from Angies....however Goltalab has reminded us that these are only available on Thursday ...so, we'll have to change the date...but Thursday is Raj Antao's carroms day so he will object to renting the club for a private party of a party who hasn't paid his fees for the last 16 years! So, we'll have to ask your mum to organise it in St. Mary's with all the priests!
So, Slobbo you see it's not such a cakewalk after all!! Now shall I tell you about the booze? Ok fuck it!
Oh I just remembered...shall I ask Foggy to pick up your chops from Uncle Knobby?
Now about your pick up from the airport....remember when you had a Yezdi....remember how you couldn't give anyone a lift because you were always on reserve?
NOW WALK FROM THE AIRPORT YA KHUNT!!!
Ofcourse I'll pick up Kyle and his mom if nobody else volunteers ... just confirm with flight# and time.
Oh fuck , this is getting too complicated.I thought the flu scare was only in Maharashtra.
Anyway , we'll worry about the food , booze and H5N1 later. Lets just get our names on the GAB register for the 18th. Tell Das or whoever is in charge to put up a notice saying the place is booked. Book it in my dad's name so we dont have to worry about fee arrears.
Now are u sure you will pick up Kyle and his mother . The flight is DN-682 on the 10th March, ETA - 11 pm.
PLease confirm so I will inform Dad he neednt come to the airport.
DB , if you have Lunds number please give it to me and also inform him to keep his lundy arse free for the 18th.
Where the fuck are the other Khankis disappeared to ??
Dome seems to have got so disappointed with the beauty's blog that he's boycotting the blob altogether. Texy , you better do something - the poor fucker now does not have an excuse to give Charmaine .
Banglu the chute has changed his email ID to steve-the-khunt@ yahoo and promptly faded into the woodwork.
CS has probably shifted even furthur into the sticks for fear of PF venturing close.
PF has taken a resolution to abstain from blogging this year - he's probably out shooting quail with Dick Cheney - which answers the reason why Cheney missed and shot the lawyer instead.
Mangoskins - has gone back to chain mail as a means of communication. He's gonna get a hob up his arse when I meet up with him in Sydney.
Texy - I hope you had a happy birthday. How old are you by the way ?
DB why dont you send an email to all these chodus with some choice invective so they haul their collective arses back to the blog.
Will definitely pick up the boy and his mum...so tell your dad to put away his cycle and his market bag and stay at home.
Now all these other khankis...we really need to fuck up their happiness.
So, PF is shooting off someone's dick? And Steve the khunt? Sheila F and all the rest? 'orrible lazy bastids!
ok then , Mili and Kyle will see you at Dum Dum domestic airport.
Flight DN 682 ETA 11:20 pm.
Please call the airport before coming to confirm flight is on time.
I thought only grandfathers got cataract. Shit, PF getting it as well means we are well and truly ancient.
Texy - Belated birthday greetings.
Khankis in calcutta - enjoy yourselves on the 18th.
Slob, please try and convince Hatchole and DD to participate. They are missing out on a very good thing.
Dome,
You're right...cataract is for oldies. PF probably must have just had an eye surgery to while away the time while he was waiting for the Queen to have her enema or something....or maybe this is a result of radiation? Anyway, hope PF's eyesight is restored so he can resume his quest to find George Jennings!
Slob and family have reached safe and sound. Kyle is a quiet chap (taken after his mom)Milie is cool and so far Slob is behaving himself.
Hello Khankis!
Just met Dungdung and he asked me to pass on these pearls of wisdom from Osho(Pampamparaah~~)
According to Osho[BHOBHOBHAROAAH~~]
(just trying out the digereedoo)...
if you count, there are fortysix days between Ash Wednesday and Easter Sunday ..... this means that you can give up your Lenten sacrifices and have a ball on the six Sundays that fall in this period!
Just thought I'd give you the news immediately so that you could get a second opinion from ol' Pope Benny if required.... personally I'm going with Osho's (BHOBHOBHAROAAAH~~]interpretation.
Oops, just noted that the link to Beautys Blog is wrong - now fixed
I was wondering why DB and Dome were complaining but they were right - sorry guys
Hope all is well with all fellow Khankis
Osho, are u in Oz yet?
Take care all you BCs
Hey Bokachodas , lourah ka bals and dickheads -
Have managed to drag myself to a cyber cafe at last - 10 bucks for an hour - fucking expensive !-)
Anyway , Mili , Kyle and self are thoroughly enjoying ourselves in Cal. The khankis and families have met up more times in the last 5 days than they have in the last five years.
Just goes to show what a good kick in the arse these guys need. They dont know a good thing when its right in front of their fuckin noses.
Have even got Foghorn treating us to ice creams and Lundslinger waiting around in his office ( Income Tax ) so that he could kill some time till 7 pm when we were scheduled to meet at the GAB. His durwan finally threw his ass out and he landed there at 6:45 pm.
Just a few days left and we will leave Cal - maybe never to return if Mum & Dad's immigration to NZ comes thru this year.
We will sorely miss you fuckers in Cal .
PF - welcome back - had thought you had given us up for good.
The joke going around Cal is that you actually went for brain surgery , but the doctor not finding anything in your head decided he might as well remove your contact lenses - and he billed you for a cataract operation.
Anyway I hope you have recovered. Missing your marathon theses.
Please call George Jennings soon b4 all of us develop cataract too and arthritis .
Hi Folks,
Its been some time but here i am finally.
Jason
Whodafuk's Jackpot? Slob and Dungdung should know....is it FOGHORN?!
Jackpot....you shall hereby change your name to the more apt khanki name favoured by all due to your loud voice --- the name we have chosen for you is - FOGHORN.
Please do so pronto or your arse will be hobbed out so fast you wont have time to say - DI.
BTW - thanks for dinner at the club. Besides the shitty weather it was a very enjoyable evening.
Tomorrow is our last day in Calcutta. We will chill out at home as we an early morning flight to catch on Friday.
Hopefully will meet up with Dome and DB in Mumbai at our place on the 1st April.
osho n chris
welcome to oz - hope u settle in soon and enjoy yr adopted country
take care
Osho, hope you and Chris have landed safe n sound in Melbourne.
BTW , in case you have forgotten , YOU DO NOT GET TO CHOSE YOUR OWN BLOGNAME. So do not get comfortable with Osho of Oz.
In fact if the Khankis allow me to ( Dome take note as you are de Grandmaster ) instead of a take-off on Wizard of Oz , I suggest we do a take-off on Ovaltine and call you "Ogleteen" for obvious reasons. This moniker is derisive enough and should be instated with immediate effect. Osho was more complimentary and in anycase since you came last at the Bengal Club quiz you do not deserve to be called Osho anymore since you know sweet fuck-all of anything .
Khankis , what do you say !
Oh , we all know you have changed your residential status. This fact will become even clearer to yourself when you hit the beaches and realise why "OGLETEEN" is such an apt name for you.
Osho[BHOBHORBHARAAH~~] came last in the quiz!!! I mean LAST!! HA HA HA HA !
Hi Khankis,
Just back from a trip to Blue Mountains in Sydney. Fantastic tourist spot. After the 35 - 40 degrees heat in Mumbai , 19 degrees is a welcome change.
PF, welcome back. And yes , Ogleteen hates to lose , especially to Barry.
Ogleteen, do not attempt to throw wool on our eyes. Thank God , both DungDung and myself were there at the quiz. The fact remains that you came 5th out of 6 teams. Qualifying does not count .
DB, how's it going in Baroda.
Hello Bokachodas!!
Greetings from the desert....this place is hot!!!45-48degrees! To top it all this state is DRY..not a drop of booze available. Slob at 19 degrees surrounded by Eskies full of chilled beer...fucks I'm pissed off just thinking about it.
Osho[BHOBHOBHORAAAOH~~]...YOU FUCKING WELL LOST!! HA HA HA. 5TH OUT OF 40 OR 2ND OUT OF 2 BILLION...IT DOESN'T MATTER...YOU LOST!! HE HE!
Welcome back PF! Fellow khankis please be prepared for a load of shit!
In conclusion I must ask WHERE DA FUCK IS EVERYONE?
Abey dur laurah!! HELLO CHODURAMPALBUXAWALLAHS!!
Finally we are back in Auckland !!
After a good 10 days in Sydney where we acclimatised ourselves to the cold ( Thank God ! ) we have now settled in. Kyle is missing all the fuss and is still getting used to the quiet.
Had the most amazing biryani at Mangoskins home , prepared by Zilfa.
Will send you guys some photos once I've got them sorted in my computer.
Hi El Slobbo!
Looks like you and I are the only two khankis left in the world. It's a pity that none of these other fuckers are putting in their 2 pice bit or 10 cents worth or whatever. Anyway, this blog is going to be 1 year old in a few days so you and I will celebrate. Fuck the rest of these bastards! Horrible lazy chutes!!
Hi Folks,
sorry, i have been rather buzy as everyone in Calcutta has been travelling - leisure, business- all travel is on the rise- its gr8 biz fr us but its hellava buzy time. I still owe Brian and Jeff a drink that i had promised them some time back but have not got the time to do so.
Errol, looks like yu are back in the routine after the marathon holiday- when do we see you again- and for heavens sake- not during lent- yu save a lot of money because most of us were drinking coke.
Take care guys !
Hey Anony mouse!
Who da fucks yous is? Sounds like FOGHORN. Anyway nice to have you around. All other Khankis are absconding.
What's de retirement age for Khankis? Osho's{BHO BHO BHOROAAAH!!!~~}birthday on 11th.
OSHO{bhobhobhaaraaoooaah~~!!}
Happy birthday! We understand that you are getting old and have to be reminded to take a piss and things like that but if you can read this then there's a good chance that you will post something here for our anniversary issue on the 15th.
NOW HEAR YE! NOW HEAR YE! BARRY O'BRIEN IS THE NEW ANGLO MLA. CONGRATS TO HIM.
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